#idlerpg Idle RPG

Player Info

User: WcktKlwn
Class: hacker
Admin?: Yes
Level: 62
Next level: 19 days, 11:38:22
Status: Online
Host: [email protected]
Account Created: Wed May 26 20:01:13 2021
Last login: Sat Jul 2 21:41:36 2022
Total time idled: 362 days, 04:03:39
Current position: [274,257]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 122 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 45
charm: 52
gloves: 39
helm: 66 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 44
ring: 63
shield: 37
tunic: 30
weapon: 169 [Drdink's Cane of Blind Rage]

sum: 667

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: None
part: None
quest: None
quit: 0 days, 15:47:07

total: 0 days, 15:47:07

Character Modifiers

[11/24/17 18:25:17] WcktKlwn fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! WcktKlwn's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/27/17 12:37:42] WcktKlwn found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:39:18 towards level 30.
[11/29/17 05:05:49] WcktKlwn lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:06:13 from level 33.
[11/29/17 09:20:39] WcktKlwn burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! WcktKlwn's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/29/17 11:53:45] WcktKlwn sharpened the edge of his weapon! WcktKlwn's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/29/17 23:07:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried WcktKlwn 0 days, 00:11:25 toward level 33.
[12/04/17 05:48:19] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed WcktKlwn with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 08:13:36 from level 37.
[12/04/17 05:48:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried WcktKlwn 0 days, 06:47:25 toward level 37.
[12/04/17 05:48:57] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed WcktKlwn with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 02:06:30 from level 37.
[12/04/17 05:50:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried WcktKlwn 0 days, 02:44:58 toward level 2.
[12/04/17 22:37:36] WcktKlwn bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:32 towards level 12.
[12/06/17 14:49:17] WcktKlwn was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:35 towards level 26.
[12/07/17 13:07:35] WcktKlwn caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:36:45 towards level 29.
[12/07/17 19:29:57] WcktKlwn was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:29 towards level 29.
[12/08/17 04:43:56] WcktKlwn found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:11 towards level 30.
[12/09/17 19:37:41] WcktKlwn caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:53:26 towards level 33.
[12/12/17 15:56:54] WcktKlwn hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:25 towards level 36.
[12/12/17 19:24:55] WcktKlwn found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:01:52 towards level 36.
[12/17/17 00:21:07] WcktKlwn had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:31:28 towards level 39.
[12/20/17 16:35:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried WcktKlwn 1 day, 22:13:56 toward level 41.
[12/24/17 15:03:34] WcktKlwn was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:35:42 towards level 43.
[12/25/17 11:01:37] WcktKlwn hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:31:26 towards level 43.
[12/29/17 15:47:29] WcktKlwn misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:16:48 from level 44.
[01/17/18 13:52:29] WcktKlwn found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:51:31 towards level 45.
[01/17/18 18:46:40] WcktKlwn bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:27:12 from level 45.
[01/19/18 01:21:14] WcktKlwn discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:41:07 towards level 46.
[01/20/18 23:48:31] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed WcktKlwn with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 05:17:24 from level 46.
[01/22/18 15:39:21] WcktKlwn discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:57 towards level 46.
[01/24/18 23:16:12] WcktKlwn stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:31:52 towards level 47.
[01/25/18 20:57:02] WcktKlwn fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! WcktKlwn's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/29/18 19:11:59] WcktKlwn learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:22:39 towards level 48.
[01/29/18 22:24:41] WcktKlwn was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:35:47 towards level 48.
[01/30/18 10:12:40] WcktKlwn was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:59:59 towards level 48.
[01/31/18 19:10:05] WcktKlwn ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:31:38 from level 48.
[02/06/18 16:16:16] WcktKlwn was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:57:27 from level 49.
[02/08/18 18:00:02] WcktKlwn ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:31:11 from level 49.
[02/09/18 03:39:12] WcktKlwn found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:05:13 towards level 49.
[02/18/18 01:28:29] WcktKlwn found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:37:04 towards level 50.
[02/21/18 10:08:44] WcktKlwn was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:13:19 towards level 50.
[02/23/18 10:32:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried WcktKlwn 6 days, 00:33:09 toward level 51.
[02/27/18 03:03:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried WcktKlwn 0 days, 22:12:49 toward level 51.
[03/05/18 00:27:27] WcktKlwn bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:54:23 towards level 52.
[03/10/18 15:58:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried WcktKlwn 1 day, 06:58:51 toward level 52.
[03/13/18 12:34:09] WcktKlwn was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:56:15 towards level 53.
[03/15/18 03:07:51] WcktKlwn EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:42:36 from level 53.
[03/21/18 09:29:21] WcktKlwn discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:28:20 towards level 53.
[03/21/18 21:13:03] WcktKlwn was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:08:53 towards level 53.
[03/23/18 06:06:54] WcktKlwn had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:02:34 towards level 53.
[03/23/18 21:55:50] WcktKlwn got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:03:35 from level 53.
[03/26/18 22:40:08] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed WcktKlwn with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 02:12:51 from level 54.
[03/28/18 05:35:18] WcktKlwn bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:01:11 towards level 54.
[04/02/18 17:16:49] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed WcktKlwn with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 15:07:28 from level 54.
[04/03/18 18:11:30] WcktKlwn was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:09:08 towards level 54.
[04/25/18 19:22:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried WcktKlwn 4 days, 23:53:20 toward level 54.
[04/26/18 07:56:00] WcktKlwn found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:14:46 towards level 54.
[05/01/18 08:29:09] WcktKlwn invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:45:30 towards level 54.
[05/03/18 02:28:03] WcktKlwn set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:07:50 from level 24.
[05/03/18 16:11:42] WcktKlwn is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:02:09 is added to his clock.
[05/06/18 02:44:31] WcktKlwn was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:26:48 towards level 32.
[05/06/18 08:49:06] WcktKlwn discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:53 towards level 32.
[05/11/18 20:24:23] WcktKlwn stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:44:24 towards level 37.
[05/13/18 18:50:07] WcktKlwn is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:23:25 is added to his clock.
[05/14/18 18:43:07] WcktKlwn was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:52 towards level 39.
[05/15/18 12:39:47] WcktKlwn got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:32:14 towards level 39.
[05/16/18 01:20:31] WcktKlwn was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:11:50 from level 40.
[05/16/18 20:03:04] WcktKlwn was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:30:29 from level 40.
[05/16/18 20:47:05] WcktKlwn lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:28:30 from level 40.
[05/18/18 23:58:48] WcktKlwn was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:59:14 from level 41.
[05/20/18 01:41:21] WcktKlwn invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:58:09 towards level 41.
[05/20/18 12:12:52] WcktKlwn sharpened the edge of his weapon! WcktKlwn's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/21/18 14:59:18] WcktKlwn has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:55:42 from level 42.
[05/25/18 23:56:29] WcktKlwn is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:14:39 is added to his clock.
[05/28/18 06:21:34] WcktKlwn was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:12:34 towards level 44.
[05/28/18 06:35:53] WcktKlwn is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:48:49 is added to his clock.
[05/28/18 12:58:12] WcktKlwn set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:03:56 from level 44.
[06/02/18 00:46:21] WcktKlwn was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:25:07 towards level 45.
[06/02/18 05:46:23] WcktKlwn had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:56:51 towards level 45.
[06/03/18 17:39:42] WcktKlwn is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:57:21 is added to his clock.
[06/07/18 16:45:31] WcktKlwn has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:25:33 from level 46.
[06/10/18 06:23:12] WcktKlwn met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:19:02 from level 46.
[06/10/18 18:07:10] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed WcktKlwn with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 11:18:43 from level 46.
[06/15/18 01:37:05] WcktKlwn walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:39:06 from level 47.
[06/17/18 13:08:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried WcktKlwn 0 days, 07:14:54 toward level 47.
[06/18/18 00:41:14] WcktKlwn was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:11 towards level 47.
[06/19/18 17:23:06] WcktKlwn caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:03:31 towards level 48.
[06/20/18 19:20:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried WcktKlwn 1 day, 16:00:59 toward level 48.
[06/24/18 03:25:10] WcktKlwn caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:41:59 towards level 49.
[06/27/18 09:29:34] WcktKlwn found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:15:40 towards level 49.
[06/28/18 05:18:46] WcktKlwn walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:12:46 from level 49.
[06/28/18 06:07:29] WcktKlwn walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:47:20 from level 49.
[06/28/18 16:54:13] WcktKlwn was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:41:03 from level 49.
[07/02/18 07:25:21] WcktKlwn was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:13:23 towards level 49.
[07/05/18 17:02:01] WcktKlwn fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! WcktKlwn's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/06/18 00:08:33] WcktKlwn found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:44:27 towards level 50.
[07/10/18 15:29:44] WcktKlwn was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:17:13 towards level 50.
[07/12/18 19:09:06] WcktKlwn was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:59:17 from level 51.
[07/17/18 04:59:44] WcktKlwn tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:10:08 towards level 51.
[07/25/18 10:40:47] WcktKlwn found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:56:53 towards level 52.
[07/27/18 17:52:02] WcktKlwn discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:34:10 towards level 52.
[07/29/18 03:32:22] WcktKlwn had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:01:44 towards level 52.
[07/29/18 14:21:27] WcktKlwn ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:46:41 from level 52.
[07/29/18 14:43:59] WcktKlwn discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:28:14 towards level 52.
[07/30/18 06:26:09] WcktKlwn hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:07:04 towards level 52.
[08/03/18 20:55:50] WcktKlwn got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:06:54 from level 52.
[08/05/18 03:55:54] WcktKlwn discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:34:18 towards level 53.
[08/11/18 20:57:15] WcktKlwn found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:30:48 towards level 53.
[08/12/18 00:42:46] WcktKlwn invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:59:06 towards level 53.
[08/19/18 11:33:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried WcktKlwn 7 days, 07:08:50 toward level 54.
[08/20/18 14:34:16] WcktKlwn learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:02:57 towards level 54.
[08/20/18 21:21:40] WcktKlwn was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:07:54 towards level 54.
[08/21/18 14:22:02] WcktKlwn tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:56:46 towards level 54.
[08/22/18 20:09:47] WcktKlwn is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:47:19 is added to his clock.
[08/26/18 14:29:22] WcktKlwn is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 00:40:13 is added to his clock.
[08/28/18 12:49:48] WcktKlwn discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:35:13 towards level 55.
[08/29/18 04:07:42] WcktKlwn invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:56:33 towards level 55.
[09/01/18 00:37:40] WcktKlwn grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:07:01 towards level 55.
[09/04/18 03:41:24] WcktKlwn left his weapon out in the rain to rust! WcktKlwn's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/04/18 14:20:11] WcktKlwn got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:50:40 from level 55.
[09/07/18 07:49:55] WcktKlwn was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:23:41 towards level 55.
[09/09/18 18:19:06] WcktKlwn is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:21:43 is added to his clock.
[09/10/18 13:28:40] WcktKlwn invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:46:40 towards level 55.
[09/10/18 16:25:01] WcktKlwn tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:15:53 towards level 55.
[09/13/18 05:23:07] WcktKlwn was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:10:18 towards level 56.
[09/16/18 02:53:15] WcktKlwn found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:41:18 towards level 56.
[09/16/18 11:34:06] WcktKlwn is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 21:15:19 is added to his clock.
[09/19/18 08:39:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried WcktKlwn 3 days, 14:46:23 toward level 56.
[09/20/18 20:46:56] WcktKlwn EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:20:59 from level 56.
[09/21/18 15:21:40] WcktKlwn found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:10:33 towards level 56.
[09/22/18 01:52:54] WcktKlwn learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:02:48 towards level 56.
[09/25/18 13:51:09] WcktKlwn is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:36:46 is added to his clock.
[09/29/18 03:17:25] WcktKlwn is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:32:39 is added to his clock.
[10/01/18 06:47:43] WcktKlwn found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:21:53 towards level 57.
[10/02/18 05:26:59] WcktKlwn had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:06:15 towards level 57.
[10/07/18 00:11:15] WcktKlwn found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:43:12 towards level 57.
[10/09/18 14:50:05] WcktKlwn was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:17:00 from level 57.
[10/11/18 07:48:03] WcktKlwn bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:17:00 towards level 57.
[05/28/21 02:27:06] WcktKlwn caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:19 towards level 23.
[06/06/21 17:16:40] WcktKlwn grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:44 towards level 30.
[06/08/21 05:53:32] WcktKlwn hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:11 towards level 32.
[06/11/21 03:46:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried WcktKlwn 0 days, 05:40:31 toward level 36.
[06/13/21 04:35:52] WcktKlwn was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:26:12 towards level 37.
[06/13/21 20:56:04] WcktKlwn walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:14:23 from level 38.
[06/14/21 16:47:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried WcktKlwn 0 days, 05:59:42 toward level 38.
[06/21/21 17:46:42] WcktKlwn got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:34:35 from level 41.
[06/27/21 09:21:43] WcktKlwn found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:34:13 towards level 43.
[06/28/21 12:28:37] WcktKlwn caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:51:19 towards level 44.
[07/02/21 23:57:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried WcktKlwn 2 days, 06:12:08 toward level 45.
[07/03/21 06:05:08] WcktKlwn fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:26:21 from level 45.
[09/02/21 03:31:19] WcktKlwn was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:11:16 from level 46.
[09/04/21 13:10:09] WcktKlwn found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:06:04 towards level 46.
[09/04/21 22:22:26] WcktKlwn hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:00:44 towards level 46.
[09/08/21 07:55:36] WcktKlwn hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:08:12 towards level 47.
[09/14/21 06:02:33] WcktKlwn met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:33:13 from level 48.
[09/14/21 13:38:22] WcktKlwn found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:02:47 towards level 48.
[09/15/21 21:34:31] WcktKlwn bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:04:37 towards level 48.
[09/16/21 17:55:23] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed WcktKlwn with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 09:05:09 from level 48.
[09/20/21 11:00:37] WcktKlwn gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:24:40 towards level 48.
[09/22/21 13:53:24] WcktKlwn was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:34:32 towards level 49.
[09/24/21 01:30:08] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed WcktKlwn with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 22:17:04 from level 49.
[09/25/21 12:35:06] WcktKlwn was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:03:41 towards level 49.
[09/27/21 18:31:51] WcktKlwn found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:37:15 towards level 49.
[10/03/21 22:39:15] WcktKlwn broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:11:55 from level 50.
[10/05/21 01:34:23] WcktKlwn found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:30:36 towards level 50.
[10/05/21 16:58:20] WcktKlwn found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:08:48 towards level 50.
[10/22/21 03:37:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried WcktKlwn 2 days, 08:43:50 toward level 50.
[10/25/21 12:41:46] WcktKlwn lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:22:49 from level 51.
[10/27/21 04:30:10] WcktKlwn found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:42:17 towards level 51.
[10/27/21 13:17:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried WcktKlwn 0 days, 18:32:00 toward level 51.
[10/29/21 08:23:52] WcktKlwn found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:25:41 towards level 51.
[10/29/21 09:56:22] WcktKlwn stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:58:54 towards level 51.
[11/01/21 05:11:34] WcktKlwn had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:38:43 towards level 51.
[11/05/21 11:55:45] WcktKlwn invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:29:45 towards level 52.
[11/16/21 15:01:37] WcktKlwn found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:50:06 towards level 53.
[11/19/21 23:28:23] WcktKlwn ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:57:38 from level 53.
[11/21/21 15:44:17] WcktKlwn caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:12:44 towards level 53.
[11/22/21 13:25:54] WcktKlwn lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:24:24 from level 53.
[11/26/21 01:03:11] WcktKlwn hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:48:35 towards level 53.
[11/26/21 12:54:15] WcktKlwn stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:28:15 towards level 53.
[11/28/21 16:57:37] WcktKlwn was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:18:09 towards level 53.
[11/29/21 19:06:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried WcktKlwn 0 days, 02:42:32 toward level 53.
[12/01/21 18:28:28] WcktKlwn sharpened the edge of his weapon! WcktKlwn's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/04/21 23:21:31] WcktKlwn was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:58:09 from level 54.
[12/05/21 10:22:22] WcktKlwn found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:36:26 towards level 54.
[12/09/21 21:51:36] WcktKlwn got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:44:16 towards level 54.
[12/11/21 19:55:11] WcktKlwn lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:23:27 from level 54.
[12/24/21 08:49:41] WcktKlwn found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:23:13 towards level 55.
[12/29/21 20:29:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried WcktKlwn 1 day, 03:01:03 toward level 55.
[12/30/21 04:56:05] WcktKlwn invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:00:26 towards level 55.
[12/31/21 05:46:37] WcktKlwn sharpened the edge of his weapon! WcktKlwn's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/02/22 07:10:29] WcktKlwn hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:35:19 towards level 55.
[01/03/22 00:52:12] WcktKlwn got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:22:18 towards level 55.
[01/03/22 21:39:59] WcktKlwn was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:30 towards level 55.
[01/06/22 03:09:23] WcktKlwn tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:33:37 towards level 56.
[01/06/22 13:58:48] WcktKlwn invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:30:12 towards level 56.

[01/08/22 20:29:40] WcktKlwn hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:05:07 towards level 56.
[01/09/22 17:30:44] WcktKlwn invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:50:53 towards level 56.
[01/09/22 22:02:01] WcktKlwn was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:21:45 towards level 56.
[01/11/22 03:27:57] WcktKlwn was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:44:19 towards level 56.
[01/19/22 06:55:28] WcktKlwn misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:37:20 from level 56.
[01/19/22 09:12:36] WcktKlwn saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:26:41 from level 56.
[01/22/22 15:17:56] WcktKlwn left his weapon out in the rain to rust! WcktKlwn's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/28/22 14:00:45] WcktKlwn was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:34:32 towards level 57.
[01/29/22 05:33:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried WcktKlwn 3 days, 09:58:07 toward level 57.
[01/31/22 09:49:15] WcktKlwn had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:19:37 towards level 57.
[01/31/22 17:24:18] WcktKlwn was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:49:28 towards level 57.
[02/02/22 22:42:52] WcktKlwn learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:51:19 towards level 57.
[02/06/22 18:27:32] WcktKlwn found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:33:05 towards level 57.
[02/07/22 13:03:57] WcktKlwn learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:04:58 towards level 57.
[02/09/22 18:54:09] WcktKlwn was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:22:50 towards level 57.
[02/11/22 22:32:13] WcktKlwn EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:02:18 from level 58.
[02/17/22 19:47:25] WcktKlwn bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:46:49 towards level 58.
[02/18/22 23:59:30] WcktKlwn bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:42:09 from level 58.
[02/19/22 23:04:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried WcktKlwn 15 days, 23:33:11 toward level 58.
[02/21/22 09:05:08] WcktKlwn discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:23:13 towards level 58.
[02/25/22 12:05:35] WcktKlwn hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:18:28 towards level 58.
[02/26/22 07:14:09] WcktKlwn found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:52:26 towards level 58.
[03/04/22 07:53:06] WcktKlwn found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:15:36 towards level 59.
[03/04/22 11:59:09] WcktKlwn found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:06:11 towards level 59.
[03/05/22 12:48:17] WcktKlwn was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:33:08 from level 59.
[03/07/22 02:52:11] WcktKlwn caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:07:37 towards level 59.
[03/14/22 21:51:38] WcktKlwn got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:17:31 from level 59.
[03/17/22 08:16:14] WcktKlwn was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:59:06 from level 59.
[03/18/22 23:57:00] WcktKlwn discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:14:35 towards level 59.
[03/21/22 09:38:04] WcktKlwn was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:43:41 towards level 59.

[03/23/22 14:27:32] WcktKlwn bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:07:58 towards level 59.
[03/25/22 19:02:35] WcktKlwn was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:43:15 towards level 59.
[03/28/22 18:11:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried WcktKlwn 0 days, 16:04:07 toward level 59.
[03/31/22 20:11:48] WcktKlwn learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:16:29 towards level 60.
[04/07/22 05:36:52] WcktKlwn invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:56:40 towards level 60.
[04/08/22 00:23:09] WcktKlwn found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:50:32 towards level 60.
[04/08/22 03:26:32] WcktKlwn found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:06:28 towards level 60.
[04/08/22 23:35:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried WcktKlwn 2 days, 01:54:35 toward level 60.
[04/11/22 19:04:55] WcktKlwn gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:46:36 towards level 60.
[04/13/22 11:00:53] WcktKlwn was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:27:39 towards level 60.
[04/19/22 22:19:47] WcktKlwn was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:58:43 towards level 60.
[04/21/22 09:14:52] WcktKlwn was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:08:10 towards level 60.
[04/22/22 15:16:52] WcktKlwn gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:09:02 towards level 60.
[04/23/22 12:11:24] WcktKlwn misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:58:18 from level 60.
[04/30/22 15:11:23] WcktKlwn found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:04:05 towards level 61.
[04/30/22 15:55:58] WcktKlwn spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! WcktKlwn's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/05/22 18:19:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried WcktKlwn 13 days, 09:44:41 toward level 61.
[05/10/22 16:54:11] WcktKlwn got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:41:05 towards level 61.
[05/12/22 10:38:46] WcktKlwn was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:17:52 from level 61.
[06/27/22 02:04:53] WcktKlwn misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:02:26 from level 61.
[07/01/22 08:47:00] WcktKlwn was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:24:33 from level 61.
[07/04/22 05:18:50] WcktKlwn bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:53:35 from level 61.
[07/04/22 19:30:16] WcktKlwn had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:23:31 towards level 61.
[07/05/22 00:20:35] WcktKlwn met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:10:33 from level 61.
[07/21/22 05:27:34] WcktKlwn discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:20:43 towards level 61.
[07/21/22 05:57:06] WcktKlwn found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:31:34 towards level 61.
[07/22/22 19:29:13] WcktKlwn fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:21:26 from level 61.
[07/23/22 05:02:17] WcktKlwn grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:00:16 towards level 61.
[07/25/22 20:35:56] WcktKlwn bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:05:20 towards level 62.
[07/27/22 01:30:55] WcktKlwn got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:06:14 towards level 62.
[07/28/22 04:28:02] WcktKlwn grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:03:41 towards level 62.
[07/29/22 03:30:07] WcktKlwn was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:42:09 towards level 62.
[08/02/22 09:33:35] WcktKlwn bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:35:21 from level 62.
[08/04/22 13:35:16] WcktKlwn was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:46:59 towards level 62.
[08/04/22 15:27:47] WcktKlwn was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:48:25 from level 62.
[08/05/22 11:12:30] WcktKlwn caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:06:43 towards level 62.
[08/06/22 18:19:04] WcktKlwn was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:17:41 from level 62.
[08/10/22 04:34:50] WcktKlwn had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:54:42 towards level 62.
[08/10/22 07:57:05] WcktKlwn was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:26:16 from level 62.
[08/13/22 13:48:49] WcktKlwn found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:09:20 towards level 62.
[08/14/22 18:20:14] WcktKlwn learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:33:16 towards level 62.
[08/15/22 01:56:53] WcktKlwn found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:18:15 towards level 62.
[08/18/22 14:40:41] WcktKlwn stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:02:53 towards level 62.
[08/19/22 06:26:34] WcktKlwn was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:21:45 towards level 62.
[08/19/22 17:21:58] WcktKlwn was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:48:44 towards level 62.
[08/22/22 09:34:37] WcktKlwn tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:37:36 towards level 62.
[08/24/22 04:23:49] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed WcktKlwn with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 01:16:16 from level 62.
[08/24/22 14:08:26] WcktKlwn reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! WcktKlwn's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/24/22 18:06:49] WcktKlwn was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:16:22 towards level 63.
[09/02/22 11:23:15] WcktKlwn burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! WcktKlwn's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/07/22 05:41:27] WcktKlwn met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:49:18 from level 63.
[09/07/22 08:28:11] WcktKlwn walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:18:40 from level 63.
[09/07/22 13:17:39] WcktKlwn was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:51:14 towards level 63.
[09/09/22 06:54:16] WcktKlwn hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:00:53 towards level 63.
[09/14/22 06:12:21] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed WcktKlwn with fire, slowing the heathen 14 days, 11:47:56 from level 63.
[09/24/22 10:47:50] WcktKlwn was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:54:59 towards level 63.
[09/26/22 14:23:01] WcktKlwn stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:18:15 towards level 63.
[09/28/22 17:47:52] WcktKlwn met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:13:45 from level 63.